Komrade Kitty

Apart from being an absolute phenomenon (meme) since the before the dawn of man, Komrade Kitty appears to have taken the role of mascot for the Party and has multiple caretakers. Introduced by Kolya in this tweet as _______ ___ (Komrade Kat) he was later found by Steven Porters who, without being asked, pointed out that _______ ___ had been found in this reply to the first mail sent to him. Komrade Kitty appears in Steven's picture on all iterations of his about.me page. Much later Steven, in a series of updates to his about.me page confirmed that _______ ___ stood for Komrade Kat.

The mystical powers of the ultimate Komrade
It is rumored that the most fearsome Mr. Kat once dried out an entire ocean with a single lap. In 1931 he saved the world by singlepawedly defeating a mutant race of super moths that had taken over all of South America, and he then proceeded to use their mutant corpses to fill in the holes in the ozone layer. In 1970 an old English folksong written about Komrade Kitty was was adapted into a jazzy Disney song found here.



You just don't mess with the Kat.